Bring On the Zombie Apocalypse, Baby!

[wyn]

The joke would tend to be funnier if people weren't actually falling for it, but thanks to the loverly toshichan, I bring you The Zombie-Swine Flu!.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, zombies are real and lurching to an area near you!

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[nalidoll.livejournal.com]

Yes ladies and gentlemen, zombies are real and lurching to an area near you!

Well... duh.

When's the last time you went to a Wal-Mart during normal people hours? Heh.

Luckily, I have been prepared for a long while.

[shadows-wolf06.livejournal.com]

Ugh, never. I avoid people like the plague as often as I can.

Because seriously? You look at people nowadays and they're already half-zombified anyway.

[toshichan.livejournal.com]

I'M NEVER EATING PORK AGAIN!!!!

[shadows-wolf06.livejournal.com]

Best part is? I get to make Swine Flu Chops tomorrow at work. And you can bet your butt I'm going to christen them with the title, too XD

To be honest though, I've actually been slowly going vegetarian. lorac_black would be so disgusted with me what with her hate of vegetarian-peta lovers. I suppose it's a good thing we no longer talk, heh.

[5251962.livejournal.com]

Oh oh. Now you see, we Jews knew the score. Oh yes we did.
And not a one of us hates to say I told you so. Crazy assed gentiles eating your sordid dirty, dirty foods! Wait til you see what the shellfish does to you! BWAAHAHAHHA.

[shadows-wolf06.livejournal.com]

LOL.

Well, they say you are what you eat. So in that case I suppose I'll turn into a chocolate bon-bon with feathers, heh.

Now tha'd be one scary-ass creature right there.

[5251962.livejournal.com]

Pssssht! Don't get lippy. I will do you like we did Jesus!
We shut Mel Gibson up when he started on that, but oh, the truth, yes. yes.
(I am SO fucking kidding. Inappropriately. I don't care. I'm in a fan-fuckin-tastic mood)


Ew. Man, that's a big fucki...well..all but the feathers sounded good..

[shadows-wolf06.livejournal.com]

You're gonna screw me? Or was it nail... Huh.

Either way, sorry darlin' but I'm straight as can be, so you're not my type XD

*grins* Don't diss the feathers. They take chocolate to new heights. Or something like that >.>

As for joking inappropriately, I'm not Christian nor are most of the people on my friends list. Neither they nor me take things very personally, so feel free to be as inappropriate as you like.

And yeah, I soooo know I just handed you the reins on that one, lol.

[fireez.livejournal.com]

Everything's better with zombies. Even swine flu.

[shadows-wolf06.livejournal.com]

Dude, I should seriously iconize that.

No.

Really.

[enteringxghost.livejournal.com]

What the fudgesicles?

[shadows-wolf06.livejournal.com]

Lol. Great googly-moogly even.

Personally, I think the people behind it rock and are worthy of some heavy-duty praise featuring the phrase, "we're not worthy!" while prostrating ourselves on the floor in front of them...

But then, that's just me. Lol.